For some reason last night, a man in “nature’s own apparel” decided to scale an electrical tower at Frio Drive & East Kiest Boulevard.

The man was coaxed down (no word on what they used to lure him down….my guess is cupcakes) and once his bare feet hit the pavement he was off like a rocket. But, bare feet don’t compare to officers in proper footwear so the naked man was caught and hauled off to Parkland for evaluation.